Soooooo... Our latest concert series is sponsored by Muscle Milk. And by virtue of the gods and the internet and all that good stuff we got abnormally large boxes of plasticized udder blood delivered to the house this morning.
Everything has changed since then. I'm listening to Bon Jovi electro remixes at full volume, my senses have become acute, and I walk with purpose. They sent us Monster Milk rather than just regular muscle milk, and it's like injecting creatine right into my veins with every meal...
Can't wait to talk to the rep tomorrow about my Muscle Milk & Vodka club concept for Scottsdale.
You give loooooveeeeee a bad name name name name...
