i djed a mexican wedding two weeks ago
no i don't want to talk about it
but
since i brought it up
the highlight was a group of six year old white kids coming up to the dj booth like
"yo dj"
whats good
"you got that souljah boy?"
eh
"you don't got SOULJAH BOY?!?!?" (Insert mean mug here)
jesus, alright, ill play that souljah boy (insert panicked mexican mayhem on dancefloor)
i blame souljah boy for most of the world's problems
and then aaron lacrate has to go and make a completely ridonculous b-more remix that i will be forced to play every set for the rest of my life
why so long?
because it'll be just our luck if souljah boy gets martyred by an angry drugged out Marley Marl (or better yet, Big Daddy Kane), and his classic dances are forever immortalized in pop culture
sigh
its a brutal future
